Review – How to Be Eaten by Maria Adelmann (3/5 stars)
Reading Level: Adult
Genre: Contemporary Fantasy
Length: 305 pages
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Release Date: May 31, 2022
ASIN: B09G2RTVB4
Stand Alone or Series: Stand Alone
Source: Borrowed ebook from Library
Rating: 3/5 stars
“In present-day New York City, five women meet in a basement support group to process their traumas. Bernice grapples with the fallout of dating a psychopathic, blue-bearded billionaire. Ruby, once devoured by a wolf, now wears him as a coat. Gretel questions her memory of being held captive in a house made of candy. Ashlee, the winner of a Bachelor-esque dating show, wonders if she really got her promised fairy tale ending. And Raina’s love story will shock them all.
Though the women start out wary of one another, judging each other’s stories, gradually they begin to realize that they may have more in common than they supposed . . . What really brought them here? What secrets will they reveal? And is it too late for them to rescue each other?
Dark, edgy, and wickedly funny, this debut for readers of Carmen Maria Machado, Kristen Arnett, and Kelly Link takes our coziest, most beloved childhood stories, exposes them as anti-feminist nightmares, and transforms them into a new kind of myth for grown-up women.”
Series Info/Source: This is a stand alone book. I borrowed this on ebook from my library.
Thoughts: This is one of the books I put on my ten authors to read in 2022 list. I thought the premise of this book sounded amazing and have been waiting anxiously for my copy to come up to borrow at the library. I ended up being very disappointed in this book for many reasons.
The story focuses on each of five women who meet at a support group in New York City to tell their modern day stories of surviving classic fairy tale scenarios twisted to modern day situations. I guess my expectations were just too high for this book, it just wasn’t what I was expecting or hoping for.
This is more a collection of five short stories, very loosely tied together by a wisp of a larger story that doesn’t make a lot of sense. In lengthy chapters each of the five women are given a chance to tell their story. In each case the story does have slight fantastical elements (very slight). However, mainly they are just stories about five women who make bad decisions (either because of low self-esteem, societal pressure, or need) and find themselves involved with bad men. It’s to be more of a commentary on how poorly women are treated by society than anything else.
The overall story that ties all the mini-stories together was confusing and poorly done. It did not work well. The stories themselves come across as a bit dis-jointed too. They jump around willy-nilly in time and can be hard to follow. This is definitely very, very adult; there is a lot of fairly explicit sex and the people are viciously mean to each other.
This was one of my most anticipated reads of the year and it just wasn’t very well done. Both the writing and the construction of the book needed some help. That being said I did appreciate that these classic fairy tales were basically woven into modern day stories of caution for women. I always feel like that is what classic fairy tales are anyway; stories of caution and I appreciate the effort to modernize them in a darkly vicious way. However, even this was a bit lacking and I kept thinking that the stories could have gone a bit deeper and been a bit more dark.
My Summary (3/5): Overall this was okay but disappointing when weighed against my expectations (which were admittedly high). I found the lack of cohesion throughout the book troubling. I also thought it felt a bit preachy at times about the dangers to women in our society; I like the parallels between modern day and classic fairy tales but it felt heavy-handed at times. The writing didn’t flow well and was hard to follow. Am I unhappy I read it? Well, it was okay and it was a quick read but it was also surprisingly forgettable. However, I won’t be seeking out more books by this author.
